i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i feel lonely


one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason


call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater)

what type of guys do you find attractive?


big blue eyes
thick eyelashes
kinda long but cute nose
pink cheeks
goofy smile
gap teeth
yellow porous skin
little to no abdomen
square pants